Fakey Wakey

When you awake from a dream to realise that you still in a dream.

"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"

by MightyNjal March 31, 2021

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

one and a wakey

A Canadian Forces term to describe how many days left until one’s deployment, leave, or promotion.

“Hey Warrant, how many more days until you are off on leave with your family?” “ One and a Wakey ma’am.”

by CameraQueen December 15, 2023

Wakey

Slang for Wakefield.Bingo,bingo dalabingo.

Man 1:Where we going?
Man 2:Wakey.
Man 1:You mean Wakefield?
Man 2:I guess.

by The Creator Of The Universe November 26, 2022

Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Snakey wakey

A long snake seen on men

His snakey wakey seems long.

by LuckyDuckyDucks May 30, 2024

Taylor Wakey

Someone who is an absolute GOAT and a legend. They are absolute OGs and have some of the most time on the leaderboard. Mixing tea and coffee does not taste particularly good.

Taylor Wakey the goat

by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024