An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
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Get the I was a waitress for 15 years mug.The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.
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Another word for "you suck".
Another word for "you suck".
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