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pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008
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Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!
I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!
by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009
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I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express
"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "
by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018
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Dirty Waitress

The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.
I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!
by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010
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Waitress

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer
That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.
by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009
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Mexican Waitress

When having anal sex, the male pulls his penis out and the woman defecates all over the place.
"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained
by gerry polomo January 27, 2008
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witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".
Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
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