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Vampire Bandwagon

The unexplained phenomena that occurs when somebody writes some successful (albeit awful) literature on vampires, EVERYBODY decides they want to get in on the act and before you know it bookshelves are crammed with novels about romantic relationships with vampires, and you can't escape the fact that so much hype is made over the "New Moon" trailor that you would think it was the coming of Jesus.
Person 1: Hey did you read that erotica novel where a women has sex with 15 vampires and their marble like, cold cocks? (Come to think of it, if a vampire is dead, they would have no blood circulation-Edward is always described as being cold- how could they "get it up"?)
Person 2: OMG NO WAI11!!!@~~
Person 3: Ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon...
by LOTR NERD October 30, 2009
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German Vampire

When a female has her period in someone's mouth and that person runs around flapping their arms with the blood from the period drooling out of their mouth making them look like a vampire
my girlfriend who works at burger king gave me an awesome tasting german vampire last night, i ran around the city giving people kisses
by Bobby O' Conor June 3, 2008
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Vampire

The vampire legend comes from the the Greek Mythological creature, Empusa, which is a creature that has the upper body of a ghost, a leg of a donkey, and a leg of bronze. Empusa fed on the blood of young men, creating the vampire legend. So therefore, vampires do NOT sparkle. Those are fairies.
Oh, that creature is defiantly a vampire.
by bookworm0503 June 5, 2011
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vampeta

Drunk/Stoned. From slightly drunk/stoned to completely blacked out. Mostly used when someone has lost any usual abilities.
Die vent is volledig vampeta!
by Ghizsh June 1, 2014
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vampidity

The shameless exposition of uniformed decisions, without knowledge of the highly ironic content of one's actions.
damn, she posted a photograph of a bicycle hanging from her ceiling, and didn't catch that people telling her it was cool was insincere... what complete vampidity...
by tiki refrigerator January 13, 2009
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Video vamp

Video Vamp is a slang for a female model who appears in a lot of music videos. In almost all of the 80s and 90s(glam in particular)music videos there would be a model dancing and hanging out through out the video's length. This look, the character and the girls playing this role were generally termed Video vamps.
''Hey, did you see that hot video vamp in the latest music video?''
by Oldschool Mobster May 27, 2016
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Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018
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