The unexplained phenomena that occurs when somebody writes some successful (albeit awful) literature on vampires, EVERYBODY decides they want to get in on the act and before you know it bookshelves are crammed with novels about romantic relationships with vampires, and you can't escape the fact that so much hype is made over the "New Moon" trailor that you would think it was the coming of Jesus.
Person 1: Hey did you read that erotica novel where a women has sex with 15 vampires and their marble like, cold cocks? (Come to think of it, if a vampire is dead, they would have no blood circulation-Edward is always described as being cold- how could they "get it up"?)
Person 2: OMG NO WAI11!!!@~~
Person 3: Ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon...
Person 2: OMG NO WAI11!!!@~~
Person 3: Ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon...
by LOTR NERD October 30, 2009
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The vampire legend comes from the the Greek Mythological creature, Empusa, which is a creature that has the upper body of a ghost, a leg of a donkey, and a leg of bronze. Empusa fed on the blood of young men, creating the vampire legend. So therefore, vampires do NOT sparkle. Those are fairies.
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damn, she posted a photograph of a bicycle hanging from her ceiling, and didn't catch that people telling her it was cool was insincere... what complete vampidity...
by tiki refrigerator January 13, 2009
Get the vampidity mug.Video Vamp is a slang for a female model who appears in a lot of music videos. In almost all of the 80s and 90s(glam in particular)music videos there would be a model dancing and hanging out through out the video's length. This look, the character and the girls playing this role were generally termed Video vamps.
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Get the Video vamp mug.A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
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