Viola

The black sheep, adopted fat kid of the string family. Violins rule.

P1: What do you play?
P2: ...viola...
P1: Oh, ew.
P3: I play the violin.
P1: Make my babies.

by violinists_rule September 3, 2016

Viola

N/A

A: What is a viola?
B: what do you mean?
A: I’m asking what a viola is
B: you’re crazy. Maybe you mean violin

by The best that there is April 19, 2018

Viola

A terrible instrument. No one likes the viola and it is extremely cringe-worthy. The true heros of the orchestra is the violins and cellos. Violas just try to be cool like them by playing low notes (like a cello) and being a small instrument.

Gross, is she a viola player? Well, that sucks that she has like 6 other people to play with her.

by bgtnhymju December 10, 2016

viola

" she's my best friend"
-keagan

'no viola don't touch me there!'

by O December 6, 2003

Viola

The Viola is a string instrument that is classified by all violin players as the worst instrument to ever exist.
The Viola can be summed up in one video, you viola you scream by TwoSetViolin

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a viola
A: No one cries when someone cuts a viola

by amusician July 24, 2019

Viola

A musical instrument used by low iq musicans

I saw you are playing the violin
No silly i play viola

(Escapes)

by Mr.JazzMusician January 29, 2020

viola

A wannabe violin. Snuggled safely between the violin section and the cello section, violists know that their terrible playing will definitely be drowned out. In fact, you will NEVER hear violas on a digital recording because degital recording has become so advanced that all extraneous noise is eliminated. =)

How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't get that high!

by th3samiam September 18, 2008