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Vicationariously

1. The act of living through a friend on vacation while you are stuck at home
2. When a friend goes to some sweet locale (Cancun, Cape Cod, etc.), and you are stuck behind a cubicle for 40+ hours a week filing TPS reports. 24/7 texting is a must.
Ron: Chris, we should get together for a few beers this week.

Chris: Definitely. My bff went to Cabo and all I've got going on is living vicationariously through him all week.
by Gaffologist August 9, 2010
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vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.
guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."
by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014
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Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.
Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.
by In spurts May 7, 2018
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Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.
Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet
by Spumoni November 4, 2020
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vicassh

Vicassh stop talking to janice and tam, they have a man
by Jasmine luu November 30, 2021
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spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.
Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".
by jotthedot April 10, 2008
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throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
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