Virus

What your minecraft mods probably came with
It also basically kills your pc if you dont fix it

Guy: *installs minecraft mods through a totally legal website*
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus

by Literally a person December 25, 2019

virus

Hacker porn.

"Man bro! that freenom virus was greattt....Uhhhhhh"
"Bro you good?"
*Cums*

by C0ckanDba11t0rTuR3 September 30, 2020

Virus

If someone did want to weaponize a virus, they wouldn't have to, the birds, the bees, or the bats would do it for them. There's a lot of money to be made in a pandemic, and a lot to gain for some folks, even as everyone else shuts down.

A virus wouldn't need to be weaponized by a human, and a human that wanted one weaponized knows that, so if anybody starts asking questions, they can always give the bats, the birds, or the bees as the answers

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Virus

get the fuck off of my pc you ugly fat fucking rat. i don't like ur ads, I only like the ones that are free ad blockers. anyways download this :D --> totallynotavirus.exe(fake)

i got a computer virus

by Kool Cid 3.0 boi March 9, 2021

Virus

A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.

"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"

by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021

VIRUS

Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown

The attempt to kill BUGS (Back Up Generators) with a VIRUS (Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown) is indeed misguided.

by N800 March 21, 2022

virus

an infective agent that typically consists of a nucleic acid molecule in a protein coat, is too small to be seen by light microscopy, and is able to multiply only within the living cells of a host

Viruses are not made out of cells. A single virus particle is known as a virion, and is made up of a set of genes bundled within a protective protein shell called a capsid. Certain virus strains will have an extra membrane (lipid bilayer) surrounding it called an envelope.

by bluestinger66 February 26, 2023