The style of language used by those on George Washington University's Mount Vernon Campus. This form of language is usually recognized by its archaic word choice, its back-woods stylistic formation, and its anti-social, primitive, exclusionary leanings. Most often used by those who are sympathetic to the vern supremacy cause.
Did you hear Regina's vern-acular? That commoner has clearly not been associating with anyone for month.
When Maynard started using words and phrases like 'golly gee,' 'slick as a pig,' and 'poppycock,' we knew he had started using vern-acular.
When Maynard started using words and phrases like 'golly gee,' 'slick as a pig,' and 'poppycock,' we knew he had started using vern-acular.
by Orpha May 13, 2008

by UhhhHelloThere February 25, 2020

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
by FatherVern October 10, 2019

Completing the ultimate vern challenge requires someone to hook up with every roommate in a room on the vern campus of the George Washington University.
Dude1: I finally completed the The Ultimate Vern Challenge!
Dude2: What? With which room?
Dude1: With those guys from down the hall.
Dude2: What? With which room?
Dude1: With those guys from down the hall.
by Serenaded and Sexiled December 6, 2011

Z*e is a problematic hoe that deserves to die. i cant believe i ever supported her. she doesnt deserve theh followers she has, she groomed a child, she hit her friend for editing charli damelio, she vapes, she cheated, she lied, she crys for attention, she faked abuse, she was a fake friend, she faked suicide, she blamed her fans for changing. and people still support her for some weird reason.
by anonymous261 November 12, 2020

A bad motherfuckin bitty who is deathly allergic to apple sauce and is an absolute party of a person. Owns a figurine of big foot and likes to roast her toe dogs on by the heater set to 90 degrees. Currently hyperfixating on sales tomato slices and spicy pickles. Salty asf.
by Vern2bean January 24, 2022
