la ventana

The response you give when Mrs. Gochanour asks you a question and you have no idea what she is talking about

Mrs. Gochanour , "Como te llamas"
Catherine, "LA VENTANA!"

by Ent the Wolf November 27, 2016

Ventura

One of the shittier towns in Southern California. Has a beach and some commerce but for the most part is garbage. If your hobbies include walking around without a shirt on and/or being homeless than this is the hometown for you.

Reg- Hey how was your visit to the Pacific coast?
Sean- It started out great in Washington and Oregon, but once I got to Ventura it took a turn for the worse)
(Hunter arrives, who is a Ventura native)
Hunter- Yo bros anyone wanna scope out some single mothers on the beach?
Reg-....dude youre trash.

by David Swells December 12, 2012

Ace Ventura

An unfortunate situation for when you go to visit a girl and think you're onto a sure thing. You're then bitterly disappointed to be informed that 'When (mother) nature calls' and its the wrong time of the month.

Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!

Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...

Guy 1: *moment of silence*

by boyhardy April 24, 2014

Ventura Surfer

Surfers from ventura who think they are cool because they can surf 3 foot waves

dude, that fag's such a ventura surfer. He would die in costa rica

by Jackasss January 10, 2008

ventavaux

quiet power

It had ventavaux

by Mark Forzano January 4, 2004

Ace Ventura

A crazy ass vato who dealz with nature and its animals, known to be shitting the stick everywhere.

Oh my god! Did Ace Ventura eat that piece of shit on the floor?????

by Jex Bonepartz September 10, 2008

ventrarchy

The process of hostile flaming trolls getting all up in your server causing verbal firestorms and such.

Dude, that Penny Forever chick needs to get some action after flaming full strength like that.

Yeah man, it was total ventrarchy until we shunned the non-believer.

by valentinewolfe December 8, 2007