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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
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velociraptor noises

Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.
by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017
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Velociraptor

A species of animal that roamed all the way back in the Cretaceous Era. Their bodies were only 6-ft long and around 3-ft tall, but I’m leaning more towards Michael Crichton’s and Steven Spielberg’s raptors. These were intelligent pack hunters, able to communicate with each other via vocal commands like a bark or a trill. They had a long sharp dagger of a claw on their middle toe that they used to pry their catch open.
Alan: “Remember, you’re still alive when they (velociraptors) start to eat you.”
by Phantober April 17, 2024
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Velociraptor

A velociraptor is not what you are generally told as being tall and scaly they were feathered all over. also they are around, 1.6 FT tall. they also did not live in a park on a fictional island. they generally hunted prey species such as little lizards small, mammals, eggs, and baby dinosaurs. they are also a dromeosaurid which consists of many species including velociraptors. they also lived around 75 million years ago then they went extinct for good but their lineage continues today in birds.
The velociraptor is small.
by BingleBingustheGreat January 20, 2023
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Velociraptoring

In customer service this is when a stakeholder attempts to ask different individuals in an organization the same question looking for a variety of answers. Sometimes they will try getting different answers by going vertically (escalating to a manager for example) or by trying to ask the question of somebody new to the job. They are "testing the fences for weaknesses systematically" so that they can get the answer they prefer and use it to get their way moving forward.

The above quote is in reference to the line said by Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in Jurassic Park (1993) while describing velociraptor intelligence.
She was velociraptoring through the call center all day until she got that new guy Bob on the phone. She got him to send her an email saying that she could have an extension on submitting the form even though it is not a deadline that we control. Now she has been on the phone with the director for an hour and has forwarded Bob's email all the way to the President.
by Eejeb November 21, 2023
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Velociraptor

The dinosaur with wings
What dinosaur that has wings? Oh the velociraptor.
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