*usually capitalized* A slang term usually used for anyone that has ever role-played the character Vegeta from Dragonball Z.
by Jupesie January 12, 2004
Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
by Arthur in Hoboken August 19, 2015
by Styx Spudger April 02, 2009
The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging
by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014
by Hiwhatzup December 08, 2016
a truly messed up Sesame Street character gone wrong. They took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a bitch"the veggie monster." No one cares if your child is fat, it's just a show, how about better parenting. The song "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" has been changed to "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food,". Bullshit.
fat little son of a bitch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.
by BSBSBSBS June 23, 2007
Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".
Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!
Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.
Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.
by JosesRoo December 26, 2011