vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

by Cannibal Guppy November 2, 2003

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

vegetable

asian slang for dumb blonde.

I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.

by got rice? March 7, 2005

Vegetable

Jordan Potter

That person is so braindead, he's like a Vegetable.

by Giraffes up in the air March 3, 2009

Vegetated

To get absolutely smashed on alcohol, that by the end of the night you are left looking like a vegetable

"You should've seen Connor last night, he had half a shandy and was already vegetated on the floor"

by MrReadingAcademy July 1, 2015

vegetabled

To have anal sex with some kind of fresh produce.

I vegetabled my girlfriend with a cucumber last night

by Diesel April 1, 2005

vegetable

the term used for any edible object used to pleasure oneself

usually inserted into the pussy
may also be inserted into the ass

Was that a cucumber in there?
No it was a banana.
Oh, wow she can take big vegetables

by yo May 13, 2004