vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

by k1llah October 21, 2007

Vegetable

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.

Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.

by Gyjggihhmm August 11, 2017

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

Vegetables

Vegetables are what food eats.

The food chain works as such: Vegetables are eaten by delicious animals, which are eaten by men. No exceptions.

by Powerslave1123 April 26, 2010

chinese vegetable

Flourescent urine produced after consuming Berocca tablets.

As in, "Berocca wee" - or, "broccoli".

I had a really bad case of chinese vegetable last night

by ChrisHughes January 2, 2009

Vegetable

1. A type of plant that can be consumed. Vegetables contain many nutrients and vitamins.
2. A derogatory term for a disabled person.

1. Oranges have vitamin C, so remember to eat one to stay healthy.
2. What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

by The Latino Sandal June 15, 2018

Party Vegetable

Noun: An individual who dislikes parties and who sits and does nothing until the person or persons that he or she arrived with are ready to leave. Party vegetables typically become morose and withdrawn when in a large social gathering of unfamiliar people.

My brother's a party animal, but I'm a party vegetable who gets depressed if we stay too long.

by The blind left-handed abbot February 12, 2007