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HOW TO USE VEGEMITE
spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.
if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.
by Bel April 30, 2005
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Vegemite Miner

An Australian term for a gay dude. Vegemite is a brown paste that looks like poop commonly found in Australia as a kind of edible spread. Poop is found in the butthole. Gay dudes go into other dudes buttholes. They often come out with poop on whatever part of their body they used to enter the other dudes anal cavity. Thus when they "pack the fudge," they are in fact mining for Vegemite as well.
Bob: Yo so that dude is the biggest vegemite miner ive ever met.

Joe: Ya bro i know. hes completely gay. what a flamer.
by BD72 February 13, 2009
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VDemon

A woman who is unpleasant in personality, and promiscuous in bed. a VDemon.
That woman banged me, then blamed me for her breaking up with her boyfriend. What a VDemon.
by siffyhater November 9, 2011
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Spread Em Like Vegemite

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy
by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021
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vegemite sandwich

vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.
by Mattinho August 4, 2006
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vegemite valley

Larry the homosexual was a frequent visitor to 'vegemite valley'.
by Gonad Man August 14, 2003
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Vegemike

Derived from Vegemite, Vegemike was originally an alias for the famous vegetarian Michael Do. Now it is more commonly used to describe vegetarians in general.
Those damn vegemikes and their barbaric practices!
by cb3dard December 10, 2008
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