Vaseline

The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.

Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.

by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019

Vaslui Man

Vaslui Man is a species only found in the small area of Vaslui, inside of the Land of Vampires, Romania. Its more dangerous than a Florida Man, and only its sheer presence within 100 of metters of you can make you go into an alcoholic coma.

18 people have been killed by the sheer presence of a Vaslui Man 2 days ago and 39 others are in a alcoholic coma.

by TheBanananana November 6, 2021

No Vaseline

Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation

Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service

Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.

Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.

by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019

Vasili

Very sexy boi.

Vasili is just as thicc as big Chungus.

by YourMumGei August 6, 2019

Without the Vaseline

With extreme anger and hostility toward another person, vengeful and showing no mercy or sugarcoating; usually used in conjunction with "Fucked" or "Raped".

"Kelly was so pissed, she tore into her boss without the Vaseline and was immediately fired."

"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."

by Spencer1980 October 18, 2008

Vasilating

Lubing up a cock/finger/dildo with petroleum jelly in anticipation of shoving it up someone's ass.

The doctor is already Vasilating, so I'll soon know if that pain in my ass is prostrate cancer or just hemorrhoids.

by Pendragon1970 May 15, 2015

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008