COVID Vaccine

The only thing needed to get back to normal.

Once the COVID Vaccine becomes available to you, just get it.

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

Vaccine Inequality

When mostly corrupt or undemocratic developing countries blame the rich nations for hoarding the vaccines and expect them to fund their vaccination needs on moral grounds, as few could afford to buy them for their own citizens—when beggars become choosers and accusers, and donors are viewed as hoarders and betrayers.

WHO argues that vaccine inequality threatens global Covid-19 recovery, but avoids to address the root causes for the poor health systems plaguing most developing nations.

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

blue collar vaccine

Any combination of chicken noodle soup, ginger ale, or 2 tylenol PM's. Used to cure any sickness contracted by the member of a middle class family.

Yo, why weren't you in school today?
I think I got strep throat but my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine so it's all good

by Jerz 973 June 18, 2010

Vaccine Against B.S

A mental or psychological jab to protect unvaccinated folks, who are more prone to being brainwashed or indoctrinated by right-wing morally bankrupt politicians and ethically challenged popular TV personalities, spreading their lies and conspiracies on mask wearing and vaccination against the coronavirus pandemic.

Until there is a vaccine against B.S., the infection and mortality rates among millions of unvaccinated folks faithfully watching Fox News, who are continually being fed with misinformation about Covid-19 vaccination, are just going to rise in the face of deadlier delta and delta-plus variants.

by MathPlus August 22, 2021

Vaccine Incompatibility

When a husband and his wife filed for divorce, or an unmarried couple decided to split, because both parties opted to get different vaccines or booster shots.

John who got Pfizer and his wife who got Moderna can’t wait until death to part ways—they told the judge that they can’t stand each other due to vaccine incompatibility.

by MathPlus February 19, 2022

Green Vaccine

A vaccine whose production process must strictly adhere to Islamic principles—one that must be halal, otherwise Mohammedans should reject any vaccination even if having such an “haram jab” would protect them against the coronavirus.

In some parts of the Islamic world, Islamist leaders warn health authorities that any approved green vaccine should only be administered by Muslim doctors and nurses, and not by “infidel” medical personnel.

by MathPlus December 2, 2020

Vaccine Informed

Someone who knows it's common sense to listen to the information medical professionals when they say vaccinations are safe and necessary. Vaccinate your crotch fruit, Karen.

I'm not a brainwashed piece of shit and don't want my child to die of measles, I'm so glad I'm vaccine informed

by DefiniteDweeb May 7, 2019