utegate

When someone tells you a ruddy lie, rather than giving a fair shake of the sauce bottle.

J: Marilyn Manson was on the wonder years.

M: Nah mate, that's utegate.

by kikiiiiii June 22, 2009

uterbang

To beat the pussy up. Repeatedly banging the uterus.

He bent me over the back seat and uterbanged me so good

by Bostonbbgrl June 4, 2014

blue uterus

When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.

Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.

by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014

in utero

A kickass NIRVANA cd

Thanks for In Utero kurt , RIP Man , I love you

by Manuela February 19, 2005

Utegaard's Law

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

by NorthWoods January 18, 2008

Uterusty

(Adj.) Describing a woman that hasn't had sex in a very very long time.

"Damn Shawna's gotten uterusty since she caught leprosy."

by tickalishhh November 29, 2009

utersouras rex

When a womans egg goes unfertilized during her monthly menstrual cycle a small angry dinosaur hatches inside her uterus from that egg. The dinosaur becomes very angry and causes the women alot of pain.

i have cramps so bad my utersouras rex must be very angry

by may tree May 13, 2010