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When someone tells you a ruddy lie, rather than giving a fair shake of the sauce bottle.
J: Marilyn Manson was on the wonder years.

M: Nah mate, that's utegate.
utegate by kikiiiiii June 22, 2009
Related Words
UTES Uterus utech uten utensil Utepils uter uterine Uterize uterus_stealer

uterbang 

To beat the pussy up. Repeatedly banging the uterus.
He bent me over the back seat and uterbanged me so good
uterbang by Bostonbbgrl June 4, 2014

blue uterus 

When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.
Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.
blue uterus by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014

in utero 

Thanks for In Utero kurt , RIP Man , I love you
in utero by Manuela February 19, 2005

Utegaard's Law 

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."
"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."
Utegaard's Law by NorthWoods January 18, 2008
(Adj.) Describing a woman that hasn't had sex in a very very long time.
"Damn Shawna's gotten uterusty since she caught leprosy."
Uterusty by tickalishhh November 29, 2009