Urkess

Urkess
The sound of tires squealing on the pavement floor.

Bro you have the time ? "Urkess sorry buddy dont have the time, but the sunray are pointing from the east so you tell me."

Hey dude you got five dollars? Urkess ( this response could be because you dont have the amount necessery, and out of embarressment give the cold shoulder.)

by chaste May 14, 2013

urker

Urker is the perfect name for everyone.
An urker is absolutely lit and hot.Every person on this planet want to be an urker but only a few got the right sized schlong for it.

Oh look , whats that?
Holy shit , its an urker!!!
I have to masturbate instantly

by urkernado April 5, 2017

Unkeyboardinated

When one just sucks at typing so fast that they find so many typos once they look up at what they typed.

All I could see once looked up after typing my paper was red underlines everywhere, man I am so unkeyboardinated.

by foodie456 September 11, 2018

urkenslickdoingabong

Something my friend Isaac, who is a petty child, says for me to look up on urban dictionary.

Me: Give me a word.
Isaac: urkenslickdoingabong

by chloethegoat May 20, 2019

Steve Urkel Syndrome

Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.

Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.

many stalkers and rapists exhibit Steve Urkel Syndrome towards their victims.

by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022

Urkel Jerkle

A fetish party discernible by a large number of men dressed like Steve Urkle who gather to Masturbate to reruns of family matters.

“We want to have an Urkel Jerkle, have you seen My Family Matters Box Set?”

by DasNastee91 September 14, 2018

being an urkel

being clumsy,butterfingers,dropping things all the time

youre being an urkel dropping your bowl of cereal!!!

by kittykat65203 November 12, 2011