The Unholy Truth

An amazing four-piece band from Red Deer, Alberta with an amazing sound that only faggot ass douche sluts wouldn't enjoy. Everybody loves them and if they say they don't they are lying and are probably a bunch of fag humping cock smokers that would rather listen or ass rape Soul Side In.

Normal Person: "Hey man, have you heard of The Unholy Truth?"

Normal Person's Normal Friend: "Yeah man, they're making my pussy so wet just thinking about them, I have to go home and masterbate!"

Cock Smoking Outsider Douche Slut: "Soul Side In makes me cum in my ass, and then they cum in my ASS! Fag rock forever!!!"

by rapethemetal February 3, 2010

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unholy hog

Another name for a very huge penis.

Jimmy's got an unholy hog!

by Jeff Hyde November 14, 2005

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unholy blowjob

swallowing on Yom Kippur

She was found to be unclean after it was revealed that she performed the unholy blowjob.

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the unholy diver

submerging your dick into a public urinal in an attempt to clean it or just for show to strangers. To be a complete unholy diver this is to be followed by the same action in the public bathroom's sink.

hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.

over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.

by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009

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