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Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
by Yobbbh August 23, 2018
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United Vibe

United Vibe is a band created on The X Factor 2018.

In the band are the guys named: Jon Guelas, Jack Tisdall, Elliot Horne, Blaise Duncan and Kieran Harrison.
“Do you ship Jan Tislas from the band United Vibe?”

“United Vibe is one of the best bands in the world!”
by laughinlikeniall November 2, 2018
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United

To beat someone or drag them down the aisle of plane.
Sorry paying passenger but if you don't give up your seat, we'll go United on you a$$
by Psuyork April 11, 2017
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Nutcases United

A group of Greek Orthodox laity who are nutcases that the laity don't want to hang around.
Hey Banikos, Dimitris, Achileas, Andy, Lagi, Dosia, Maria and Michael look at you nutcases united.
by Romiosini September 3, 2022
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T.D. units

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.
Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.
by hesti October 13, 2010
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Saville Unit

A standard north american unit of measurment equal to 587 pounds. Used to measure large objects.
A 2010 Chevy Suburban weighs 10.73 saville units.
by Mr. The Horse April 3, 2011
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Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
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