Unipanda

a cross breed of two insanely cool creatures a panda and a unicorn. it has the body of a panda but has some features of a unicorn like the wings and horn.

Jose: Dude have you seen that pand corn thing!?

Juan: Yes , but its called a unipanda.

by mailman.0 November 23, 2011

Nutcases United

A group of Greek Orthodox laity who are nutcases that the laity don't want to hang around.

Hey Banikos, Dimitris, Achileas, Andy, Lagi, Dosia, Maria and Michael look at you nutcases united.

by Romiosini September 3, 2022

Saville Unit

A standard north american unit of measurment equal to 587 pounds. Used to measure large objects.

A 2010 Chevy Suburban weighs 10.73 saville units.

by Mr. The Horse April 3, 2011

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”

by Cateye5 October 28, 2019

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

Lag Unit

1.When someone is taking a long time

2.Another word for Lagging

3.Someone from a group who is running late.

4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.

1st Example

Person #1 - Where's John?

Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now

2nd Example

(John finally shows up)

Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!

(John feels bad)

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

Now United

Now United is a world wide pop group with 14 soon to be 15 members. Names: Noah, Josh, Bailey, Krystian, Any, Sina, Heyoon, Sofya, Shivani, Joalin, Sabina, Hina, Diarra and Lamar. Now United was created by Simon Fuller. Simon Fuller is best known for starting the second best group (after now united) called the spice girls.

P1: Who’s this new group I keep seeing?
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉

by Lilly Tale September 16, 2019