by Anonymous October 25, 2003
Get the Umpa Lumpamug. Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.
“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”
by Mucho Mahs October 19, 2005
Get the Umpa-Lumpamug. "So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011
Get the umpa lumpa handshakemug. by Comtula January 17, 2010
Get the Umpa Lumpa Musicmug. Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty
by your mothers fuck buddy May 8, 2006
Get the umpa lumpa pornmug. when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.
dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa
by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010
Get the counter clockwise umpa lumpamug. 
Get the Umpa-lumpamug.