"UNIVERSITY of CALIFORNIA of Large Asses"

UCLA is known for its famous Westwood where many go and stuff themselves of rich delicious food; however, Westwood with its large quantities of great food and restaurants leads to UCLA students obtaining so called " freshmen 15". In the case of UCLA it is more like " freshmen, sopohmore, and junior 50".
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A school w/ students who dwell on arbitrary and biased university rankings, repudiate USC students’ higher SAT scores, ride the coattails of their Nobel laureates’ presence, gloat at USC for being in the ghetto (despite their purported white-guilt liberal stance), jealous that USC students drive nicer cars than UCLA students’ parents, and claim that “our undergrad academics are more rigorous than yours, that’s why we go onto grad school.” No, you guys go onto to grad school because your undergrad programs are so impractical that nobody gives a flying fuck that you majored in liberal arts and couldn’t handle pre-med or engineering.
Hey, didn’t UCLA start out as LACC, a community college a few minutes north of our “ghetto?” So you were in the “ghetto” too huh? Oh…you Bruins don’t like bringing up your humble beginnings do you? Hey, UCLA is a heavy feeder school for community college transfers, so it is de facto still a community college, just a slighter more challenging one. UCLA=honors community college, UCLA=magnet community college: which one do you like better, so I know how to address your school? ….Or how about “Westwood Magnet?”
bruin: Damm, I've been out of UCLA for like 7 years and still deliver pizzas in the North University Park area.
Trojan: Sorry to hear man, I had so many offers thrown at me months before graduation.
bruin: Hey, you think USC admission officers wouldn't mind that a pathetic bruin like me applies to grad school?
Trojan: I don't see why not. Once you're in, you can shed the shame of being a bruin. Better yet, you won't have to sit on the losers' side at football games. Join the club pal.
bruin: I guess if you can't beat them, join 'em!
by Trojans kick ass July 5, 2008
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A school that is apprantly jealous of USC and has whole bunch of students over here giving thumbs up and down because they don't have anything else to do I'm guessing?

A school that can't hate on Berkeley instead because they know they lose. So they are hating on USC because they are about to take over their place.

UCLA says USC makes people make too much in tution but guess what guys? UCLA's just as expensive as USC for OOS so it sucks for me either way. And besides, least USC's paying for 40K of it. Good luck relying on poor cali government for your tuition. You most likely won't get crap. ^_^

I'm one of those new freshmans you guys are talking about @ USC and I didn't even bother to apply to UCLA because I know they suck (and also because their application date was in november.. wtf)
You can't spell ruin without bruin ^_^

Least USC TROJANMAN gets some action. I rather be a condom than a UCLA's nonexistant bear like animal of some sort that nobody ever sees. Whereelse would you be called a Trojanman? And besides Brad Pitt was a trojan man in Troy and he did both Angelina Jolie and Jenifer Aniston.. Be jealous UCLA that you can't be a Trojan man.
by IAMBETTERTHANYE July 4, 2006
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stands for University Closest to LaGrange Avenue... reffering to morraine valley community college
Bob:
"Hey Joe, where ya going to college next year. I've got some big plans to go to UIC.
Joe:
"Thats sweet dawgg. I'm going to UCLA"
Bob:
"WHAT?! You're moving to Cali?"
Joe:
"Naw bro, UCLA.. as in morraine valley haha "
by c-sizzllee fo shizzlee February 11, 2009
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a top tier public instution in west LA. Good faculty, but snot nosed students that feel the need and have the endless insecurity to bash its rival USC over petty disputes and sometimes over things USC actually HAS that UCLA doesnt (such as it's current superior sports programs and actualy having an undergrad buisiness program).

A good school in a good area, but students that are far too embittered with overzelous rivalry, hate and insecurity to appreciate it and respect others.
Hi, i go to UCLA, i like to call USC students spoiled even in the face of obvious rich bel air and beverly hills snobs going to my school.

if we're not winning in sports, "we used to so we're better" and if we're winning "we were always the best".

we also shun what we do not have but our crosstown rivals do so we go on urban dictonary and make up bitingly rude and false definitions of USC.
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A school of sad, sad kids. Apparently, due to the number of "Up" votes for anti-USC, pro-UCLA definitions, there are a lot of UCLA kids lurking around urban dictionary. Compare this to the noticeable, comparatively less number of "Up" votes for pro-USC, anti-UCLA definitions.

Here's the big secret: It's due to the fact that kids at USC have LIVES and usually don't hang around the web and try to one-up and bash their rival school on a WEBSITE.

Obvious conclusion: So many UCLA kids only frequent urban dictionary because they are worried and insecure, and can't one-up or bash the winners at the University of Southern California in any other arena but the safe and faceless world wide web.

Like I said: sad, sad kids. :(

Just wait and see how many "Down" votes there'll be for this definition, and you'll see how many insecure UCLA kids there are neurotically checking out UCLA definitions on urban dictionary.
Other words to describe many a UCLA kid:

Bitter
Loser
Desperate


Or just: Trojankiller
by anonymous April 19, 2005
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So... according to UCLA kids, only "mentally retarded" people go to USC? USC is academically inferior with an intellectually inferior student body?

Check the new facts. Paste the links in your browser (take out the space after the ".com"s).

http://talk.collegeconfidential.com /showthread.php?t=61648

http://www.livejournal.com /community/usc/420758.html#comments

http://www.livejournal.com /community/usc09/23159.html

Uh-huh. Read it and weep. UCLA gets a little worse in quality and in the rankings every year, and the quality of USC just keeps getting better.
What's the difference between a USC student and a UCLA student? Both were accepted to UCLA.
by TroJennifer May 13, 2005
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