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UberStrike

UberStrike is a huge, online game. Like all online games, it is unbelievably addictive. When you’re hunched over your laptop with your headphones on, you feel this euphoria sweeping over you. Doing the mindless activities of jumping around, shooting people, and hacking them down with ball bats is incredibly addictive: when you’re playing, you want to do nothing else, and you mask the feelings of guilt that you have because your grades are slipping and you engage in none of the productive pre-UberStrike activities that made you feel like a worthwhile human being. There is no cost to play, but that is the bait. Once you get on it, you want all of the pay-only items, so you waste all your free time filling out scam offers and surveys just to get some worthless virtual weapon. Unfortunately, my obsessive playing encouraged my brother to start, and he was soon addicted. We were sitting on the back stoop one cold afternoon, (our mom had chased us off the computer) and were lamenting what losers we turned into. We knew it was destroying our lives, but we still didn't want to give it up. But right then and there, we made a joint pact to quit UberStrike cold. We quickly rushed inside while the feeling was still strong, and we uninstalled UberStrike from both computers. Praise be to God that the victory lasted. It has now been about four months, and neither of us have ever touched the stuff again. But my warning to everyone else out there is DON'T EVER START PLAYING ONLINE GAMES!
Brother: When are you going to finish that homemade Nerf gun in the garage.

Me: (furious clicking sounds from me on UberStrike) Uh, Uh, I'm in the middle of a game. Come back in a few minutes. (That @#$%^&, jerk, where did he get a Mythic Edge Sword!)
by DartSlinger September 2, 2013
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userism

The overusage of anything.
A corporation that contributes to the decay of a society by misleading the public for profit.
Theabuse of any substance in excess by a human being that leads to suffering or harm to themselves or others; incuding death.
Taking advantage of a privilege by a business or individual, that leads to extinction of a species of animal, a natural habitat, city or neighborhood or community.
The population of the rhinoceros is nearly extinct due to Userism of ivory.
by Micthree May 29, 2016
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Überschlampe

German for super slut or super bitch.
Comes from the German word Schlampe
"That girl is a Überschlampe!"
"I saw an Überschlampe in a boat, schlamping boys up!"
by Stevenn Monopoly July 10, 2007
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Uberizor

The total pwner of another- beyond ownage and pwner. The ultimate

Uberized is what an Uberizor does
"Wow! You had 36/50 kills last game! You're a total uberizor!"
by Steve Lacy March 26, 2008
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überidiot

One who is exceptionally stupid or ignorant, a moron on a grand scale. Formed from the German word über as in Nietzsche's concept of the übermensch in Also sprach Zarathustra. Used recently conjoined with other adjectives, as in über cool, übersexy, and über moron.
It takes that überidiot an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
by ntvnykr October 7, 2006
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ubersoldat

project the Germans were working on in Return to Castle Wolfenstein. basically they could decimate the entire world, too bad the turned on their creators. Heinrich Himmler was in charge of this projekt.

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project ubersoldat was meant to destroy the allies
by Nikolai Diavlo December 3, 2006
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Ubersexual

It's another stupid useless term that was created by a journalist who just wanted to get some attention to sell her new book.
Ubersexual is a word that morons would use.
by Kenan November 13, 2005
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