tongue typo

What happens when you know perfectly well what you want to say but it comes out wrong.

It's a tongue typo when you trip over your words and accidentally call your friend Mike instead of by his actual name, Mark.

by Markspal October 4, 2010

Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

by RoninRogue July 15, 2010

Brady Typing

Typing with only 2 fingers, one on each hand.

Wow you type so slow, your practically Brady Typing.

by fetch3000rules June 24, 2014

Typoretardism

1. The unintentional and incorrect spelling of a desired word, or indeed putting the WRONG word instead.

2. A funky word for typos.

3. A chronic illness that prevents the correct spelling of words. (Not to be confused with dyslexia)

(*Typoretardism usually occurs when a person tries to type in darkness, misplaces fingers on a keyboard or thinks faster than they type and write the wrong word.)

Example 1-

Leah: Lily Allen and Country Love were fighting on Twitter
Jamie: Country? you mean Courtney XD
Leah: LOL XD
Jamie: Typoretardism

Example 2-

Jamie: Makes England look comparitively DRY
Jamie: mind you England is still like 50% of the worlds wettets
Jamie: wettest*
Leah: TYPORETARDISM!!!!
Jamie: wettest

by Leif Kapranos & Englishman March 7, 2010

typoed

to typo: to make a typo of something. to make a mistake, usually with grammar/spelling/etc.

John: can i ass you a question
Marie: Hahaha you asshat, ask me again without typoing it

Bob: I sure typoed that test! (gets 43%)

by RisingWolve2 November 17, 2013

Typophobia

A fear of making grammatical mistakes in your typing.

Dude, the grammar in that one sentence you typed is triggering my typophobia!

by Yeet the wheat March 18, 2019

Typoglycemia

The inability to make a post containing no errors,

Or to make any sense at all.
Typoglycemia can become more serious if the sufferer is exposed to alcohol, marijuana, or cats.
It's totally untreatable and highly resistant to criticism.

" I have typoglycemia, a horrible disease, and there is no cube"

by Rikki Buff November 11, 2019