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Twonka bar

Absolute twat. A mix between a twonk (family friendly version of twat) and a wonka bar. Friendly insult
Person 1: yo this person shagged my mum
Person 2: what a twonka bar
by Twonka bar February 15, 2021
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spit took

After an individual has performed oral sex, an act of suddenly spitting out the semen in response to something funny or surprising.
Tim: "Wtf Nancy, you spat all my cum on me."
Nancy: "Sorry, you shouldn't have made me laugh then, I spit took"

Dan: "how was last night with Jake"
Kirsten:"it was good, but after I gave him a BJ, he made me laugh at the wrong time and I spit took"
by Ridlhasmanboobs69 April 13, 2021
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you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!
Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
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took the dub

To win
We fucking won bro, we totally took the dub
by One Gay boi January 3, 2018
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Took My Jingle

When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten
Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
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Tooka Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Shondale "Tooka" Gregory was murdered (smoked) by Chief Keef's crew Black Disciples.
"I'm smoking on tha Tooka Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"
by nd binladen December 13, 2014
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I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.
Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)
by Thisfatassbitch May 5, 2021
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