Twit

a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter

a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit

by JJJDorsey February 24, 2011

Twit

(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock

The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Twit

1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish

1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon

by Beefarino44 August 10, 2005

Twit

One who uses Twitter.

Quit Tweeting, Twit!

by AmbroseKalifornia March 7, 2009

Twit

a pregnant goldfish
evolution

omg, he is totally a twit
hes a pregnant goldfish?
.....

by whatthefrenchtoast? May 19, 2008

Twitted

To make someone feel awkward or confused after making a direct sexually awkward comment to that person.

Person 1: You make me so freakin horny
Person 2: what...?
Person 1: Hahaha You've just been twitted!
Person 2: ohh ahahahahah

by You've just been twitted June 12, 2013

Twit

A word originating from British English used to describe a stupid, idiotic, dimwited, or lacking-common-sense person.

She was such a twit; her enquiry was one of the dumbest I've ever heard. Why would one ask where the wc is in the middle of a lecture?

by Daniela R. December 28, 2005