Twatiest

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

twatter

a person who uses twitter.

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.

by sandercommander May 27, 2009

twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 10, 2011

twattitude

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.

the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)

damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized

by Hopex343 September 30, 2006