John Doe: What time you start tomorrow?
Jane Doe: Oh, five turtles, you?
John Doe: Nine turtles, but I get of at 3!
Jane Doe: Oh, five turtles, you?
John Doe: Nine turtles, but I get of at 3!
by Kalikus808 January 10, 2011
Get the turtlesmug. by maryJAHne November 3, 2010
Get the turtlesmug. They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. by Kayleeisdeadinside January 22, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.
She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.
by TechTuna July 17, 2011
Get the Turtlemug. Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter.
See also turtle head
See also turtle head
by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005
Get the turtlemug. by Cristal December 10, 2003
Get the Turtlemug.