turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus

Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out

turtle head by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025

Turtle-Head 

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".

"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".

Turtle-Head by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014

turtle-head 

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

turtle-head by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

turtle head poking out 

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003

Turtle head graffiti

another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".

Looks like you tagged your gonch with turtle head graffiti.

Turtle head graffiti by Ian Purvis June 30, 2011

turtle head poking out 

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

turtle head poking out by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

turtle head poking 

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

turtle head poking by Rhino hard August 10, 2016