turdle

a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body

"Look at that turdle bro!"
"No"

by Xexdeh January 12, 2020

Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas January 05, 2018

Turdle

A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.

There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.

Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.

Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?

Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.

by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022

Turdle

Wordle done on the porcelain throne.

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.

by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022

Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 08, 2022

Turdle

someone who writes in all lower case for no reason

Jaia is a turdle

by Da bobos July 28, 2023

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017