The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.
"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."
by King brosh colington September 29, 2015
When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.
Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.
I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.
I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.
by Bilbs1 March 16, 2014
CUM TUMMY IS WHEN YOU ARE BANGING A TRAMPS TUNA CAT YOU PULL OUT CUM ON HER GUT AND USE YOUR COCK LIKE A PAINT BRUSH AND WRITE THANK YOU WITH YOUR FRESH LOAD!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 3, 2011
A severely obese person, usually a woman who cannot cover her belly and/or gunt with a shirt or pants while walking around with it fumbling out.
1. That woman is one disgusting tummy fumbler.
2. If I ever become a tummy fumbler, please execute me.
2. If I ever become a tummy fumbler, please execute me.
by ramalamading-dong March 27, 2009
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys. Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
by raptor13 January 25, 2006
The scar tissue on a woman's stomach that allows a man to determine how many kids she has. The texture is similar to that of a burn victim.
by The Skipper-Dipper October 16, 2015
by Alex Gurevich May 30, 2007