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green tulip

A green tulip is an action performed in a strip club. When a stripper lays on her back on stage and you put a dollar on her taint and before she can push it aside and continue her skankery you push it second knuckle deep in her brown eye so the portion of dollar bill not in her bowels resembles a green tulip.
My wife was so drunk she gave that nasty pig cupcake a green tulip last night.
by Jamie-T October 22, 2012
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French Tulip

When a man tucks his balls and penis between his legs and then bends over to moon an unsuspected onlooker, revealing a hideous array of genitalia.
I was minding my own business when Todd McGee thought it would be funny to show me his French Tulip. I will never be the same!
by Sticky Willie December 13, 2014
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the tulies

far from urban life. Used in the form, "out in the tulies" or "waaaay out in the tulies." Someone can be "from the tulies"--same meaning as "from the sticks." The term comes from the tulie rush, a country plant that is (or used to be) common in moist areas of US west coast states, but does not thrive in or near cities.
"Are you going to the party?"
"Dunno, they live way out in the tulies somewhere."
by wordynerd July 6, 2008
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Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"
Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!
by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008
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Arse Tulip

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:

Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus
Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing
Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum.
It is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*). It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex.

The slang terms pink sock , or Ass Tulip is used to refer to when the rectum is pulled out during anal sex due to a variety of factors including insufficient lubrication and a much larger than average diameter penis.

Additionally, infection with whipworm can weaken these muscles and cause rectal prolapse in children.
My wife was doing my head in last night so i turned her over and give her an Arse Tulip to stop her bitching!
by Jimmy (scouser) L.F.C. November 9, 2006
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tulip chain

The manner of connecting multiple output devices in parallel to a single input. Also, the manner of connecting multiple input devices in parallel to a single output. Not to be confused with daisy chain by that one friend who also tends to confuse semantics with pedantics.
We can totally get the fluid flow we need in this circuit if we tulip chain a couple of pumps together.
by arcflashfriday April 12, 2019
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Tulialo

Tulialo is a kind girl. She has great energy, and style. Tulialo is dedicated, and smart person.
We love Tulialo <3
by Fatpanda99hoani November 28, 2021
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