Trumpet

Someone who blindly follows Donald Trump.. like a dog

It doesn't matter what Donald Trump does. Sarah will always be his loyal trumpet

by joppyslow August 27, 2018

trumpet

A term used to refer to supporters of the 45th president of the United States of America. Also see trumpster.

Trumpets are not necessarily racist, but they have been, at best, indifferent to racism and white-supremacy.
Donald Trump continues to demand his Trumpets support repealing Obamacare.

by Zarqawiyya August 3, 2017

Trumpet

1.Gods girt to the marching band.

2.The awesomest hunk of metal you will ever blow into.

John: I like your trumpet.

Bill: Yeah trombones pretty much suck.

by Trmp buddy. October 18, 2008

Trumpet

God's gift to marching band.

Syn: Perfection

Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"

by $UP3RFL3TCH October 24, 2010

the trumpet

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over
Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.
Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.

Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!

by Crock March 24, 2005

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

trumpet

The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)

Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*

by A DEMI GOD December 14, 2012