trombonist

1.) Nicest people in the entirety of the band.
2.) Scariest people in the band due to the 7ft reach of their slide.

1.) "Dude look at that trombonist! She's so cool!" "Yeah! And she's so nice, too!"
2.) "I sit in front of the trombonists. You have no idea how many times they intentionally hit me in the head..."

by Tromboneslayer March 24, 2017

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

tromplestomped

The act of being aggressively trompled, and then absolutely stomped because you did something terribly, terribly wrong.

Sam got tromplestomped by my Italian nonna for cutting up his spaghetti with a fork & knife, then scooping up the pieces with a spoon.

by Fantaxxia April 27, 2022

dusty trombone

When a woman snorts a line of coke off of the tip of a dick...

I gave the hooker a "dusty trombone" in the limo be for she blew me.

by GYNXT May 16, 2014

mississippi trombone

Sucking a fart of a dude’s asshole whilst jacking him off.

Yo, this bitch tried to give me a Mississippi Trombone, then I sharted.

by Charley’s Dad May 15, 2018

trombone

1. A low brass instrument with a slide. All other instruments may mock this wonderous creation, but deep down inside, they all wish that they could play a trombone.
2. One who plays a trombone. These people are generally the coolest people in the band and, during a pep band, are the true spirit of the band.

1. Wow, look at that shiny, beautiful trombone. It has such a cool slide. I want one.
2. "That person is so awesome. What is she?"
"She must be a trombone."

by Lini January 6, 2006

Trombo

In a billiards game a Trombo is a 3 ball combination resulting in a made shot. It is a combo word using the word triple and the word combo.

A person walks up to a pool table and hits the cue ball into the one ball which in turn hits the six ball which in turn sinks the seven ball. There you have it, a successful trombo.

by Pool Master June 19, 2009