tread water

Telling somebody to go away. Also said to unimportant people in your life when they try to talk to you. Or how you feel when you feel that you can't move forward.

guy1: Why haven't got a new girl friend
guy2: because I can 't move on
Guy1: she was 5years ago...
guy2: I know
Guy1: Ugh, you love to tread water

by R.A Tommy July 4, 2009

surf treading

to make and use a dildo carved from a potatoe, leaving slivers of potatoe in the cavity wich it was inside.

1. "Oh man, I went surf treading last night, and now im all dried out!"

2. Julia was shunned from soceity for being cuaght publicly surf treading.

by Ostello_totheC February 19, 2007

Bro Tread

When a bro introduces you to some chick he likes and you attempt to steal the chick before anything can happen.

Bro 1: Hey this is my friend!
Bro 2: Hey girl you wanna get some lunch?
Bro 1: Dude quit with the Bro Tread!

by surfrdawg March 2, 2009

coon tread

When ones tires on his/her car are bald and steel wire is showing

hemi: hey rangi your car tire are bald

rangi: nah bro just running coon tread

by dr chops April 14, 2009

tread marks

The crusty brown streaks left inside underwear. Usually the result of simple nastiness.

Laura must use tongs because of the tread marks in George's thongs.

by nekedpig August 5, 2008

Tread marks

a game played only by jewish childern attending private school
considred a sport

That game is tight .
Tread marks cal tread trad marks.

by Michael Coolmonkey April 20, 2004

Bust treads

to go fast, or accelerate quickly

Oh shit, is the 5-0, we gotta bust treads

by Toby Maxwell February 23, 2006