Trainwreck

An unstable human being that inevitably crashes horrifically. Trainwrecks are frequently bisexual, have multiple (sometimes ignorant of one another) sexual partners, and a general or total lack of organizational skills. Trainwrecks are typically, though not always, female. They are usually lower class, but upper class trainwrecks are not rare. Lower class trainwrecks typically use sex as an exchange medium. Upper class trainwrecks typically use sex to control people. Both frequently use sex to substitute for interpersonal skills in establishing or maintaining relationships. Almost all trainwrecks have a LONG list of continuous problems and a similar or smaller list of recurring problems. Virtually all trainwrecks have multiple dependents (lovers, children, parasites, etc.) that help speed the trainwreck into the inevitable "shitstorm." Trainwrecks do not improve under their own power. They require an outside force to push them on the path to recovery.

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and MC Hammer are all of examples of trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.

by JudoCtulhu December 30, 2011

TrainWreck

A day when EVERYTHING goes wrong. No happiness. It's not a train smashing and burning, people; get with the program.

Today was a total trainwreck; I hated it.

by Yaytrumpkitty November 16, 2016

trainwreckstoration

The willingness to help women out of their distructive lives and restore them back to their full potential.

The four girls I met tonight were in dyer need of some trainwreckstoration.
"Maybe if they stay here for the whole 28 days, they might understand the word trainwreckstoration."

by Nifty Shazam October 21, 2020

Trainwreck

A hoe, or bro where their life is one giant trainwreck. They typically consist of people who are sexually promiscuous, party constantly, do not have a job and or irregular work. Jersey shores snooki is in fact a perfect example of a trainwreck if you take away her wealth. Trainwreck can be applied to many people- that hoe, or bro, at a party that is usually irresponsibly rowdy and drunk and enjoys causing fights. It can also be applied to that person who is drinking and or doing drugs all day or all night, not holding a steady job, always broke, and they don't care that their life is in shambles. Typically irresponsible, and anyone you would call a loser, skank, slut, hobo, bum, and party animal

1. She's at a party everynight getting plowed by random guys, dude you like a trainwreck. 2. All he ever does is drink and drug, I don't think that trainwreck has had a sober second in 3 years, and hasn't had a job in 7! 3. Man all that couple does is come over to drink and do drugs with us because they can't afford their own.. I'm sick of those trainwrecks doing that shit.

by Jupiter McFly March 29, 2013

saugutuck trainwreck

A penis that breaks when it encounters testicles stuffed into an anus. See also saugutuck and trainwreck.

I met up with a trucker in a restroom but when I tried to push it in my dick accordianed in a saugutuck trainwreck.

by dirtybeard November 26, 2009

trainwreck

to be completly messed up. either for the moment or for an extended period of time

1)Bill: i had too much to drink.
Observer: bill, your a train wreck

2)Bill: i just lost got fired again.
Observer: Bill, your a train wreck

by Ed Supreme December 9, 2003

pill-popping trainwreck

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Marilyn Monroe
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person

even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

by Sexydimma February 2, 2021