One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A surefire way to master dancing.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

by HudsonDuster December 27, 2009

Neden Train

The best form of transportation west of the Mississippi. The official Neden Train is composed of peace sign velcro armbands made into a rope like train, but if those are not available one may use whatever they wish. Once your Neden Train is made just get your Nedeneers together and hold on tight to the Train!

Ned N: Yo, I'm running late for The Gathering of the Juggalos can you give me a ride there?
Russ T Trout: Just hop on my Neden Train and we will get there just in time for "Dinnertime!" And just in time to paint our faces with a Hatchet Man on it!
Ned N: Woohoo!

by 12/m/usa September 30, 2009

Popo's Training

In Dragon Ball Z Abridged, the training that Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, and Choutsu go through while waiting for Vegeta and Nappa to arrive to Earth. Tien says it was terrible when he brings them back and Krillin, when Gohan asks about it, begins crying. During this time Popo teaches them the pecking order "You, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's Stool, Kami, then Popo."

*at Guardian tower for Popo's Training*
Popo: Any Questions?
Krillin: Um, yeah, I'm-
*bitch smack sound*
Krillin falling: AHHHH!!!!
Popo: Have a nice climb back up, BITCH!

by Outai October 26, 2009

Poo-choo train

Lyrics:

Mr. Hanky: "Poo-choo trian's layin' down its tracks, with a POO! CHOO! all the way and back!"

Eric Cartman: "Poo-poo train is my favorite thing! Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!"

Mr. Hanky: "Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."

"Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."

by Phillip Evans December 23, 2004

Meghan Trainors

Fresh kicks that are built for comfort with plenty of stack, using supercritical foams in a Viva Magenta colorway.

So baby tell me how your feet feel inside that brand new pair of slick Meghan Trainors.

by Shougo March 26, 2023

Armored train

When a man puts on 5 or more condoms, seeking extra protection

"Hey tom, last night I was about to fuck this really sketchy girl, so I turned my dick into a armored train"

by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017

train bashing

A bit like train spotting or train photting, but with the aim of actually travelling behind your favourite type of traction for as many miles as possible rather than taking numbers/photographs

I went train bashing the other day from Birmingham to Bristol behind a duff.

by train basher December 29, 2006