Tabeetha

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Taberfuckingnac

Used by real anglo/franco Canadians (mostly in Montreal but believed to hail from Quebec City anglos). Same as taberfuck but much better....
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...

Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?

Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!

by Quebosh November 11, 2006

Taberfuck

When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.

a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled

by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010

tam tabe

A tam tabe is a table with a list of schedules or appointments and the time time they start

"look at your tam tabe!"

"did you bring your tam tabe to school?!"

by likelukelukelike January 3, 2009

Tabes

Another word for breasts.
Tits

"Yo dawg, you see the tabes on shawty!"
"Damn"

by Suque January 23, 2009

trabes

In the event of smoking marijuana, trabes is called to secure the third position in rotation. Trabes is usually called immediately after nabes (2nd), and is sometimes followed by quads (4th), depending on how many people are smoking.

Pothead 1: You rolling up a blunt? Nabes!
Pothead 2: Trabes!
Pothead 3: Quads!

by ChroniQ October 20, 2009

trabant

A small East German car with a two-stroke engine that has become quite the pop culture icon in Germany ever since reunification. Known affectionatley by the Germans as "Trabis".

Trabants are cool cars!

by JonathanChance September 23, 2003