Everything was going good for shaun until he found out the president of the company was going to be working with him.
"Im totally fucked! "Shaun screamed
"Im totally fucked! "Shaun screamed
by WESSIDE March 4, 2017
A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.
Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016
100% Nigger. A person of the black persuasion who exhibits a large number of the stereotypical nigger traits; such as lazy, unemployed, dumb, broke, likes fried chicken, etc, etc.
That Tyrone is a Total Nigger.
by Chipspew November 19, 2014
The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
by DMonkage May 14, 2014
Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."
Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
by gamisiking July 1, 2016
Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"
The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings
The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings
by giglingurl February 7, 2008
by Punitive D March 15, 2005