Tortinda

A funny gyal

Mary: “ that’s such odd behavior”

Lynn: “what did you expect she’s a tortinda”

by Ladybugmagic February 13, 2024

Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

torriona

Torriona , torriona is a rare name this girl/boy is fun nonchalant mean and stays out of the way but is very hype.

torriona your pretty

by yu out December 17, 2024

Tortinator

A person who has the ability to go back in time to copulate with all tortas.

Bro, did you see the tortinator rolling around in a Honda fit targeting all those tortas?

by Savage J.P August 12, 2025

dirty totiona

The act of violently shitting diarrhea in the bed at 3am and being angry with your husband about it. Even though you did it.

"last night my wife pulled a Dirty Totiona, she was so mad at me and I didn't even do anything.

by BORN2SAW October 21, 2020

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.

"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"

by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024