topped off

1.When a female gives oral stimulation to her partner. 2. The art of sucking dick.

Ayo man I was eatin a steak n cheese sandwich and gettin topped off at the same time....that shyt was heaven

by RagstaRichez a.k.a. Poke'Monster April 4, 2006

fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

torpe

A man/woman that likes someone but is shy to tell them or even get close to that person.

Friend:Dude! Thats your crush right there just tell her already!

Friend 2:Nope... Im a torpe person I can't do it.

by thatboi21738 June 26, 2018

torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

Torpedo Guido

A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.

Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.

Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!

by Superson June 22, 2014

Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

turped

that sensation when you are past being buzzed but not quite drunk yet.

That girl was turped, therefore she should not drive home.

by lildebi March 24, 2009