too salsey

Not going straight to the point, mentioning lots of details that ar unecessary or even confusing.

This speech is taking too long ! And it's not because of important information, because it's not. It's just too salsey!

by BlueEyes_BR October 29, 2015

too short

the bitches pimp

I'm too short baby the bitches pimp!

by nunua April 2, 2003

too gay

Something that is over the top in gayness.

My sister wanted my to watch Danny Noriega sing on You Tube, but it was just too gay for me.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Devaney's too

AKA: devaneys, devs, the deuce

the greatest bar in orlando, known to many sorostitutes and fratdaddys as heaven on earth.

Fratdaddy 1: "Hey, we want to go to ROXY tonight."
Fratdaddy 2: "Bro, that place is for GDIs... go to the deuce"

Dumb Slut: "What's the drink special at Devaney's too tonight?"
Alcoholic: "The same as it is every night... $5 cover, free drinks til midnight"

by devaneystooo February 27, 2009

Fuck Too

The disagrement of the anwser to a previously asked question.

Aric: Is that duck banded?
Travis: No.
Aric: Fuck too, I see that shiney thing.

by Whackmaster November 8, 2007

Too Hot

A game where the two players kiss without stopping and without touching each other excluding hands and clothing. If one player touches the other, s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to the loser

You played Too Hot and your girlfriend won, just admit it.

by EVERYTHINGISFUCKINGTAKEN August 23, 2014

too fast

too fast is defined as when your need for speed is overcome by your fear of death

police officer- "don't you think you were driving a little too fast?"

driver- "No officer, i wasn't scared of dying yet."

by farmer_boy_1066 March 15, 2011