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Your mom told me to say hi to you 

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.
You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

I told you I was hardcore 

"I told you I was hardcore" was one of the last things an irc user by the name of Ripper said before he overdosed. He was webcamming this whole event, including the injestion of multiple drugs, and the foaming at the mouth that sealed the deal. Ripper should never be forgotten. Not for the person that he was, but for the person he wanted to be, and failed to be. There is a great moral in what Ripper did infront of an irc channel that the majority of the people did not give two shits about him while the entire event, right in front of their eyes, unvaled.
ripper: I told you I was hardcore
grphish: GO CALL RTHE UCKING
grphish: POISON CONTROL CENTER
grphish: ripper: we knew that already
ripper: fuck u
ripper: pusys
ripper: u are so fucking stupid
(dies shortly later)

Any Told Desire 

A post hardcore band consisting of high school seniors, except for that one kid who looks thirty-five, hailing from South Florida that only allows members that wear basket ball shorts and band tees. The beginning of the song "Wow You Would Look Like An Armadillo" is a complete rip off of the song "There Will Be No Violins When You Die" by I Killed The Prom Queen. Their current screamer is a ginger. Their drummer is morbidly obese. Their bassist is Jewish, and their other guitarist looks like Fredrick Douglas.
"Yo man, Any Told Desire is playing at the Talent Farm Tonight."

"Really? I thought they were an I Killed The Prom Queen cover band."

Is that what you told her? 

A derivative of the common phrase, thats what she said, is that what you told her is a response to any sentence that contains sexual innuendoes. It is best used in a sentence involving fitting something into a hole or something being inadequate.
"Are you sure it can fit in there?"
"Is that what you told her?"

"It was fun but it wasn't something i would do more than once."
"Is that what you told her?"

"That was amazing!"
"Is that what you told her?"

Truth be told 

it basically means real talk, to be honest, or forreal
you: yu smarter.. and yu know wht it means so yu cn do it ..

me: iight..wat u mean im smarter

you: truth be told....jus makin u feel good so u will do it for me lol

OR

you: so why was everybody laughing at me at tha dance..thought u said i was looking good..

me: truth be told..i didnt feel like hurtin your feelings..plus you my ride home..l0l
Truth be told by Vannah Pooh February 8, 2010

you got told

It means that you got a sermon, or a sarcastic but correct answer.
American Schoolboy:"I knew that Othello had an R-rating but I was really surprised at the nudity, excellent!!!"

Brit troll:"Too bad just a single flash of breast gets an R-rating in America. I would much rather my kids watching porn than killing people."

Me looking at the american schoolboy and saying"YOU GOT TOLD!!!"
you got told by Anniebabeh25 August 9, 2006