stayin online tonight

your not going to be doing anything tonight(partys, chillin with friends), hence you will be online.

TBAMA: hey man you tryin to chill tonight?

Stoney: Nah man, im stayin online tonight

by jaystoney July 15, 2010

gum and tonic

Gin, Rum, and tonic.
Pronounced "jum and tonic"

It's gum and tonic. Gin, rum, and tonic.--You can't get drunk on gum and tonic; it's a breakfast liqueur

by laurnTHEgreat January 15, 2011

tonight, you

Heard when your neighbors genetically engineered dog, Hand Banana, announces that he plans to rape you

Hand Banana : (To Carl) Tonight, You

by Dr. X, Family Counselor October 19, 2021

Ms. Tonight

A female you are going to hook up with, who has very little chance of it going any further.

She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.

"Noelle, Lauren, Karen, Gina all already left!"

Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.

by Gwynnetastic February 1, 2010

thnikkaman

1. A super-cool guy with sunglasses and "TH" on his chest. Looks a lot like Bubs.

2. A guy who will distract you no matter what you're doing. Even if you're building a monument to yourself.

Here comes the Thnikkaman!

I was going to put on some pants, but then I heard the Thnikkaman coming!

by MeatShield February 9, 2004

Tohid

A really cool guy, should definitely be friends with him.

Man, I wish I was as cool as Tohid.

by cucktard April 19, 2017

Entertainment Tonight

An entertainment show with no morals in regards to who they report about. They treat others' misery as if people want to know about it ("What is Martha Stewart doing now in jail? We've got the EXCLUSIVE details!!"). A sad show that needs to be taken off the air, and is a prime example of the stoicism in media today.

Entertainment Tonight is now running a story of how the parapalegic Terry Schiavo is supposedly bulemic right now. How dare they try to gain from a living person who is currently suffering.

by DCX Returns March 24, 2005