Forde Todd

The greatest chess player of all time. (aka Mr.Rizz)

I wish I was Forde Todd so I could beat everyone in chess

by Halmarkman123 June 13, 2023

eye m sofa king we todd ed

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

The Todd

A character on Scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. May be bisexual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. Loves wearing banana hammocks.

Elliott: "Anaconda," isn't that the one with the giant snake?
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.

by JNNC July 16, 2006

hott todd

A used car salesmen that will reduce price of a vechicle for some anal action in the backseat of said car reguardless of gender of the potential buyer.

I got hott todded and was able to afford my new, first generation gti.

by natethenizzle March 5, 2010

Todd Prutzman

When a man pleases a woman sexually for a minimum of 45 minutes. This will be the best sex she has ever had. Most of the time the woman will scream for more until she finally orgasms. This can be very intense and should only be done by other "legendary" men

Last night I was with a woman and I performed a Todd Prutzman on her!!! She couldn't walk when she woke up this morning!!

by Shoe0402 April 27, 2017

todd beamer

The hero of September 11.

When terrorists hijacked his plane, Todd Beamer and other heroic passengers banded together. They beat the shit out of the one guarding the door, then forced their way into the cockpit. When the cowardly terrorists were getting their necks snapped, they crashed the plane into the ground, killing all on board the plane, but saving many lives in Washington DC.

by T.J (c.c) January 6, 2006

toddler box

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.

My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile

by Doortje* January 10, 2011