tmfj

Stands for tyler mother fuckin jones, captain of thizz. One gnarly motha fucka who eats his brotein every day, and pops his bro-hormone pillz at home. A tmfj enjoys phat bro chillz with his fellow bros. He will also thizz/toke/drank evry weekend or everyday, depending on how gnarly he is feeling. He's basicaly the man, on a whole different level then normal humans.

Wow, that kid is gnarly as shit, I mean look at his thizz face, it must be TMFJ.

by phuqenlegittttbro April 5, 2010

TMFE

Too Many Fuckin' E-mails.

Either a general expression of exasperation about a deluged inbox, or a referent to the behaviour of online/content marketers who think people have nothing better to do than read the 7 e-mails they send every week that are 3 pages each in length, trying to peddle their wares or upsells.

In response to "Please tell us why you unsubscribed from our mailing list":

TMFE.

by Poutination December 27, 2015

TMFB

"Too Mother Fucking Bad"

Parent: Turn off that music, your sisters are trying to sleep.

Son/Daughter: TMFB! I'll do what i want!

by Robbie October 26, 2004

TMFD

too much fucking drama

Those girls on the OC have TMFD!

by Remle Mas January 3, 2008

tmft

too much free time or too much f****** time.

my lazy boss has way tmft.

by c.c.y March 28, 2007

TMFN

Too Much Fox News

Your ultra conservative, right wing, wingnut uncle is spouting about how the country is going to hell, and you say TMFN. Too Much Fox News

by JoyousMN July 12, 2015

TMFE

Too Much Fucking Effort

When everything is just too extra to handle, it's just too much fucking effort, or simply: TMFE.

Student: I have to study for ReproBio, and I need to find a new boyfriend, and I also need to find a job for summer.
Friend: That's TMFE. Just #BailandSkye

Author: I need to write a definition for this Urban Dictionary post, but it's just TMFE.

by Pens&Puppies January 26, 2017