Tighty Whitie Loser

i agree with the first guy tighty whites is bad for locker rooms.

im a true tighty whitie loser. once i was at my pool and i was changin so i went 2 the shower and like 4 old hairy guys came in with there grandsons so right there it was awkward i was 13 n the kids were 8 i guess so i slipped on my ass n my penis was up in the air 4 evry1 2 c wen the kids saw theyt laughed and the the old guys tried 2 help me up but insted 1 accidently touched my butt n the other 1 slipped... and his penis was on my face i mean on my face so once we were up 1 kid asked me wat happened 2 ur penis its so small then i pushed him down n put my underwear on(not tighty whites but they were like the bikini htinkgs)so the old men come over 2 me and ask me wat pouch size i m n i say large n they r like liar so i said xs which i m n they laughed so all togethr i changed next 2 6 guys naked 1 touched my butt 1 had a huige penis n it was in my face n thekids all had bigger penis than me so if you have a worse story please post it

by wedgie August 15, 2007

granny tighty whities

male white cotton briefs that are extremely large, very saggy. and come up over the belly button

Holy crap, man, my dad wears granny tighty whities!

by jjurstein February 9, 2009

Tighty Whitie Loser

"maybe wearing "tightie whities" is socially acceptable for a high schooler in Canada" <-- Ryan

Well Ryan, I see why you have the impression that high schoolers in
Canada wear tighty whities, it's not accecptable in Canada, just in toronto, becausse their a bunch of fuck holes.

(Just trying to clear up the rep for the rest of Canadians...toronto sucks...and swallows)

If John Tomory went anywhere west of Toronto, he'd have his ass kicked for being a tighty whitie loser!

by Mitchell and Ben July 20, 2008

Tighty Whitie Loser

"An unlucky boy who is caught wearing tighty whities in the locker rooms.
Mark, youre a tighty whitie loser!!"

wow your an idiot, i wear "tightie whities" all the time and noone else sais that, theres at least 5 other dudes who do too in my gym class (grade 9)

Nate is a tightie whitie loser for not knowing anything.

by John Tomory July 7, 2005

Poop your tighty whities

When you don't have anything to contribute to the conversation at hand or you are incapable of carrying a conversation.

Logan: Hi buddy! How are you?
Jenna: Poop your tighty whities! Hehehe.
Logan: Ok *leaves*

by Zyan Rhang November 4, 2021

whitie tighties

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.

Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!

by Afroman455 September 11, 2014

Tighty Whities

A mocking term for men’s white briefs, used because men’s briefs fit tightly around the crotch and are often white in color. The term first gained popularity among adolescent males in the 1990s, when boxer shorts began to usurp briefs as the most popular style of underwear among young men. In the years since, as white briefs have become less and less stylish due to the rise in popularity of hybrid styles such as boxer briefs and trunks, the derogatory term has become a generally accepted one to describe men’s white briefs.

I can’t believe I forgot to do my laundry last night. Now, I’m out of clean boxers and I have no choice but to wear an old pair of tighty whities that I haven’t worn in years. I sure hope that my pants don’t fall down today, since I know that my friends will make fun of me if they find out what kind of underwear I’m wearing.

by Undrwr981 September 16, 2025