polish thunderstorm

The act of tatty bangin a big breasted broad while pinching a loaf onto said lover's chest and simultaneously drowning her face with an immense amount of urine.

Dude, R Kelly gave my seven year old sister a Polish Thunderstorm. Twice.

by Ernesto July 15, 2004

Brown Thunderstorm

Anal sex during a bout of diarrhea.

After celebrating the previous evening with a golden shower and a trip to Taco Bell my woman gave me a brown thunderstorm.

by Jango62301 July 4, 2012

Hindu Thunderstorm

After ejaculating on your partner's face, throw a bowl of simmering curry onto their face, and then proceed to cock slap them.

My girlfriend was feeling very sad after her grandmother had just died, so i decided to cheer her up with a hindu thunderstorm.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

puzzle in a thunderstorm

The look on your lovers face when you let a fart slip out while you are getting your salad tossed.

Let me tell you about the last time I ever got my salad tossed. I was trying to hold in a fart and my girlfriend started tongue punching me and that fart just slipped out. She screamed "Oh my god you just farted in my mouth!!!" You should have seen the look on her face, it was a real puzzle in a thunderstorm. (true story).

by Monkeyscaper October 3, 2016

Thunderstorming

When you blow a fat vape cloud into someone's face and spit all over it.

Kid 1: "Hey bro did you see me when I was thunderstorming the absolute shit out of Karson"
Kid 2: :Yeah bro that shit was fucking hilarious"

by Teriyaki7 March 28, 2021

Thunderstorm

The result of piping hot coffee into a black girls ass then harvesting the thick, rich coffee flavored beverage when she has the next good shit.

I think I would like a good thunderstorm coffee with my breakfast.

by Ricky Round April 15, 2008

Thunderstormy

An adjective used to describe the weather when the forecast includes thunderstorms.

Katilin: "What is the weather like where you are today?"
Corey: "Thunderstormy, as usual."

by coreyt August 4, 2013