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Clothed Three-Way Outercourse

A sexual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. All participants have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. Actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual masterbation. Common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. CTWOs (as they are better known) are for people that aren't ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.
Jack: I can't believe this is happening

Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.

Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.

Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.
by 69master December 23, 2012
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Three lights of death

When the three lights on your X-box 360 all light up it signifies that your fucked. Your 360 is all fucked up.
Guy 1:I got the X-box 360 and when I put in a game I got the three lights of death.My X-box isnt under warranty anymore either.
Guy 2: That sucks. I guess you'll just have to pull another 400$ out of your ass to feed into the evil capitalist empire we call Microsoft.
Guy 1: Guess so...
by Peter Townsend September 7, 2006
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newtons three laws of motion

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
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The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.
You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015
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Three Shades of Crazy

When someone acts in a way that is considered abnormally crazy, insane, or severly inbalanced. Also, used to describe someone who is oblivious to their surrounding causing them to be rude, obnoxious, or just annoiying to you.
"She must be three shades of crazy if she thinks she's gonna cut in front of me."

"You know he's three shades of crazy."

"Honey, I have bad news, I went to the Doctor today and they diagnosed me as three shades of crazy."
by VIZBR October 3, 2011
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three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.
if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
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three grains of rice

When you have no appetite, and feels as though three grains of rice will fill you up; contrasted with "opposite of three grains of rice" where one is ravenous and begins to ask others for their food.
I'm so three grains of rice, I barely made it through that third grain, one more and I'll vom! Or
I'm the opposite of three grains today, are you eating these stale saltines?
by Random Name #14 May 7, 2016
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