I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008

I think i’m in love with you

Something to never say on a date as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your date. Should only be used as a way of getting out of an awkward date

Ted:I think i’m in love with you
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese

"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."

by Queen Buttrix November 8, 2020

Wait I think I know who joe is

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022

I don't think im ready for a realtionship

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

by Mr.Edmentia April 15, 2022

I think I just did

when you are a gay robot and someone wishes you good luck in finding a really nice guy, but you already have, and it's that person

"I think I just did. Marty, will you go to the prom with me?"

by super smart June 3, 2007

i think i do

Another way of saying I'm not sure

Do you want to go to the movies later '" I think I do...... I don't know yet

by ...bitch April 2, 2017